Best quiet sex toys for paper thin walls

If you’re anything like us, you’re a fan of sex toys. I mean, how could you not be? When it comes to vibrators there are so many amazing devices to try: from rabbits to suction toys. And there’s no denying that these little bundles of (silicone) joy can bring a lot of happiness, enjoyment and orgasms into your life. But there's one downside you’ve got to be aware of, even when it comes to some of the best sex toys on the market.

Your wand vibrator’s frenetic whirring can be slightly off-putting when you’re getting into the groove, but there’s also the fact that it’s less than ideal if you happen to live with flatmates (or, worse still, parents) in a home with paper-thin walls. Not only will they know when, exactly, you’re enjoying some solo time, they might also find their own sleep/morning routine/peace of mind by what sounds like a pocket-sized pneumatic drill.

So, if you don’t have the luxury of living on your own, it can be helpful to invest in a more discreet-sounding vibrator. And while in the past, the phrase “quiet sex toy” was an oxymoron, there are plenty of vibrator options nowadays that dial down the sound without compromising on horse power. Plenty of toys now have a “whisper quiet” function (look out for this when you’re shopping - we’d highly recommend!) to help minimise embarrassing moments. There are also lots of vibes which are more petite, so have smaller motors, and therefore just don’t make as much racket.

A word to the wise, if you're looking for a truly silent vibrator, you should check out the max noise level listed in the toy's specifications. As a quick crash course, 25 decibels or lower is practically noiseless, whereas anywhere in the 40 decibel mark is like a quiet neighbourhood at night, and toys which reach decibels of 50 give off volumes similar to the hum of a refrigerator.